But seriously guys
Consider the possibilities.
The first rule of Wayne Manor quickly becomes do not trust a recorded voice. Tim spends all night running errands for Bruce, but when he gets back, Bruce asks where he’s been. Dick teaches Damian how to prank call and Jason gets a message from Roy:
"Hey I’m on this case and there’s this weird chanting, do you recognize it?"
"Okay let me hear."
"DAMIAN I SWEAR TO FRICK."
Alfred walks into the kitchen and hears Bruce ranting about how terrible of a father he is. It’s not Bruce. It’s Damian. Bruce is standing next to him. “Alright, you’ve made your point.” Damian doesn’t like Dick’s new girlfriend? Suddenly, they’ve broken up and Dick didn’t make that call?? And WHO keeps drunk dialing the boys at Steph’s school she’s getting a reputation dammit!